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Welcome to a session of The Herb's advice show! (Hey, I'm just giving you guys advice only, ok?)
Episode 1
"Today, we have a guest, Mdm Chong!" (Guess who she is. Mdm _ _ r)
Herb: Mdm Chong, do you have any advice to give to all your students who take Chinese?
Mdm Chong: Err..... yes, I want them to know that they will get extra H.W.
if they get less than 85 marks for their Chinese!
Herb: Erm..... advice, not threats, Mdm Chong. Anyway, you must expect
your students to pass their Chinese with flying colours, don't you?
Mdm Chong: Of course, I want them to be the best in Singapore for their
Chinese! They have the potential, you know. They speak good Chinese
and a lot of them converse in it in class.
Herb: Wow, you must have gifted students. You are very lucky. Anyway,
back to the objective of the show, what advice would you like to give to
your students who might be watching this show?
Mdm Chong: Advice? Let me see......... (5 minutes pass, slowly................)
Herb: *Yawns*
Err, so, what advice do you have after these long 5 minutes?
Mdm Chong: Nothing, sorry.
Herb: Oh, it's okay. (Thinks: "How dare she waste 5 minutes of my life?!
I could have used those minutes to do something useful, like studying!")
Mdm Chong: Are we still on air? I want to go home now and make my
beautiful curls more beautiful by curling them more.
Herb: *Grateful that Mdm Chong wants to leave* Oh please, go on ahead.
Mdm Chong: Oh, thank you for having me on this show today. It was a
wonderful experience for me. *Gets off the set.*
Herb: (Thinks: "And it was an awful experience for me. I'm glad that you
are gone. I would jump for joy if we weren't on air.")
Herb: Well, that's all the time that we've got today! Have a nice day and
don't sue me for not giving you any advice at all on today's episode.
The guest is supposed to do it. Well anyway, see you on our next episode,
bye!
Host: The Herb
Brought to you by Summerhill Entertainment (Just jokin')
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Welcome to a session of The Herb's advice show! (Hey, I'm just giving you guys advice only, ok?)
Episode 1
"Today, we have a guest, Mdm Chong!" (Guess who she is. Mdm _ _ r)
Herb: Mdm Chong, do you have any advice to give to all your students who take Chinese?
Mdm Chong: Err..... yes, I want them to know that they will get extra H.W.
if they get less than 85 marks for their Chinese!
Herb: Erm..... advice, not threats, Mdm Chong. Anyway, you must expect
your students to pass their Chinese with flying colours, don't you?
Mdm Chong: Of course, I want them to be the best in Singapore for their
Chinese! They have the potential, you know. They speak good Chinese
and a lot of them converse in it in class.
Herb: Wow, you must have gifted students. You are very lucky. Anyway,
back to the objective of the show, what advice would you like to give to
your students who might be watching this show?
Mdm Chong: Advice? Let me see......... (5 minutes pass, slowly................)
Herb: *Yawns*
Err, so, what advice do you have after these long 5 minutes?
Mdm Chong: Nothing, sorry.
Herb: Oh, it's okay. (Thinks: "How dare she waste 5 minutes of my life?!
I could have used those minutes to do something useful, like studying!")
Mdm Chong: Are we still on air? I want to go home now and make my
beautiful curls more beautiful by curling them more.
Herb: *Grateful that Mdm Chong wants to leave* Oh please, go on ahead.
Mdm Chong: Oh, thank you for having me on this show today. It was a
wonderful experience for me. *Gets off the set.*
Herb: (Thinks: "And it was an awful experience for me. I'm glad that you
are gone. I would jump for joy if we weren't on air.")
Herb: Well, that's all the time that we've got today! Have a nice day and
don't sue me for not giving you any advice at all on today's episode.
The guest is supposed to do it. Well anyway, see you on our next episode,
bye!
Host: The Herb
Brought to you by Summerhill Entertainment (Just jokin')
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Layout: Mary
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We are a 40-or-nothing, AM6, of the year 2006. Let's see. Sum it all in one equation? AM6 = love. We're of different personalities and everything and that's why we gel. Together, as one :) Man, it's not supposed to sound wrong. AM6's err mostly high, followed by a bunch of cool people, also reigning the majority.
EVERYONE is pwnage to us. No shit. Anyway, we've been together for close to 4 years already and can't bear to leave. :( Though we're not gonna ever, ever be the same unique bunch of lovely, nice, kind, polite, brilliant, marvelous, terrific, pure and merry classmates anymore, these 4 years of wonderful memories will definitely be in our hearts, etched deeply within us. Aww, *sniff.
AM6-ity is in all of us. Like peanut in peanut butter. Like phosphate groups in a sugar-phosphate backbone. Like Santa in Santa Claus. Like the i in iPod. Like the sun and the seas and the moon and the stars. Like seeds on a strawberry. Like spastic and random. Like the B in Brilliant and the T in Terrific. A circle of friends, friends for a reason, season, lifetime. Can't you feel the tears brimming in your eyes now :(
aishwarya/aishu- Crescent Girls'
angelica/jelly- St. Anthony's
angeline/angel- TKGS
ayushi/sushi- Cedar Girls'
serene/happy- Anglican High
christine/chrissah- RGS
elissa/one grain of sand/elly/yili/sandy- NYGH
faithe/queen- Anglican High
farah/mohammad- RGS
gayathri- NUS High
olivia/oli- TKSS
jolene/jojo- Cedar Girls'
tricia/trishy- Anglican High
amanda/mandah- Bedok View Sec
fiona/feefee- Chung Cheng High (Main)
kimberly/kimmy- Dunman High
michelle/mitch- Anglican High
narmadha - NUS High
yuting/youthink- Chung Cheng High
gwen- TKSS
nurul/shaz- TKGS
rachel/rach- Cedar Girls'
sacha/sach- TKGS
vanisha- TKGS
sangari- KC
sarah/ahma/pen- Crescent Girls'
shermaine/sher/chummy- St. Nicholas
somya- Cedar Girls'
stephanie/stephy- Dunman High
louisa- Cedar Girls'
valerie/val- TKGS
cheryl- Anglican High
yinshuen/yinny- Cedar Girls'
tanya/shawny wawny â Cedar Girls'
clarisse- RGS
isabel/isy- Dunman High
deonn/duckie - KC
chunshu/cs- Cedar Girls'
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