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Saturday, May 06, 2006 @ 11:18 AM


BIG Bad Classroom Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.

Kylie and Rylie were talking about their forthcoming summer holidays. "Last year,"said Kylie,"my brother and I took turns to bury each other in the sand." "Yes, but what about this year?"interrupted Riley. "I was coming to that,"said Kylie. "This year we're going back to try and find him."

Specially for my classmates who DESPISE report books and cards... Here's some jokes for ya!!!

The trouble with the end of term is that it's when the school reports go out. When Sheila's dad got hers he said,"Why is your report so poor? Your teacher seems to think that you're really stupid." "Well, she would,"replied Sheila. "You see, she's a graduate."

What is a school report?
A poison pen letter from a teacher.

After Cheryl's mom got her report, she told Cheryl she must really work harder. "Hard work never killed anyone,"she said. "And I don't want to be the first!"retorted Cheryl.


Mom: This report says that you are very careless in your appearance.
Minnie: Really?
Mom: Yes, it says that you only appear at school about once a week.

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